Sunday 29 December 2013

Top 10 Worst Films of 2013

(I like too note I have not seen everything that came out in 2013. But considering this is the worst of list that's a good thing.)

10.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
How can you fuck up something this crazy. What has the potential too be so bad it's good, it just ends up so bad it's bad.

9.
Dead Man Down
The biggest problem here is that it's so dull, so lazy, so forgettable that it makes you hate more than how bad it actually is and it's pretty bad.

8.
2 Guns
Annoying best describes 2 Guns. While the actors do try they can't help the film's poorly written script.

7.
Identity Thief
This should have been funny, the people involved can be really funny.Why wasn't this funny.

6.
Gangster Squad
Talk about wasted potential. Gangster Squad wastes it's great cast with a horrendous script. Especially Sean Penn who gives one of the years worst performances.

5.
The Hangover Part III
Ripping off the first film seems like a great idea compared too what we got here. If it was funny I can give this a pass but it isn't.

4.
The Host
Stephanie Meyer's needs to be stop at once. If you need your Y.A. novel fix, go watch Beautiful Creatures or Catching Fire.

3.
Spring Breakers
Calling this pretentious is the biggest understatement of the whole year. And I feel sorry for you if you think this is actually saying about youth culture.

2.
Scary Movie V
Spoof movies are dead and this franchise needs too die. Scary Movie V is as bad you expected and sadly this isn't number one.

1.
Movie 43
Fuck this movie, fuck this movie, fuck this god damn shit. Movie 43 is not only the worst of the year, it's the worst film ever made.

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